There are a few things kids need more than anything. One of those things is peanut butter and jelly. It can come on toast or in a sandwich; it can come on wheat bread or white bread, but it kind of tastes weird on sourdough.

Peanut butter and jelly is the perfect union of taste and texture, where one is creamy the other is more of coagulated jam. When these two delicious titans combine the resulting affect is a union that was pre-created long before man existed, in a place far beyond the plains of this terrestrial existence.

There is nothing more perfect in all existence than the perfect and harmonious nature of these two substances combined. The peanut provides the salty and the jelly provides the sweet.

Whoever the genius was that was gifted the muse to create this wonderful combination ought to be burned alive for witch craft. No man should test the gods, and such indulgences are corrupt and should be shunned, for our moral sanctity.

Unfortunately the tantalizing, titillating sandwich condiment combination has taken a hold on all American life. We are conditioned from a very young age to experience tastes that extend and expand our perception through carnal sensations, such as taste.

I just don't believe that mankind is ready for such a perfect food. We are creatures of very limited understanding, and such foods we take and abuse, not because we are bad, but because we are simply to ignorant to deny ourselves the ineffable experience.

Although it is morally depriving, it does however do a little bit of good for your body and brain. For example in one serving of jiffy's creamy peanut butter that are almost nine grams of protein.

Protein is very important for the development of your body, it is going to turn into muscle fiber in your body, and it is going to keep your heart pumping strong. Also this peanut butter is packed with sodium which is going to organize and control the water in your body.

Jelly is a sugary jam made from grapes usually. This is going to give your sugar, which is your brains main source of fuel.

Without sugar you would not be able to think. You would simply act, like an animal.

These two substances by themselves are good and have many benefiting qualities, but when you add them together it becomes just too much for our feeble minds to deal with.

It is like premarital and sex, both are very good things with many beneficial qualities, but once you combine them it becomes an immoral indulgence. So it is up to you, question your conscience.

Are you comfortable indulging in a creamy delicious p.b. and j.? This is a decision that no one else can make for you.