If you are reading this article I assume you are unemployed in your mother's basement stealing Wi-Fi from your neighbors. I can also deduce that you are probably eating food that you paid for with your mother's horizon card.

Yes you are definitely living the life: twenty plus years old, living in your mother's basement, enjoying Anderson's Peanut Butter filled Pretzels at the expense of tax payers (like myself). However, not everyone can live a shallow mundane and otherwise completely tasteless life.

Some of us have to work to, you know, pay for your food through taxes and whatever. And some of us actually work very hard (not me).

You may think work is pointless, however, some people find it rewarding and maybe even gratifying. Gregory Rellaford a grocery store bagger actually says that he has been dreaming of being the best bagger since he was just five years old.

Ambitious fellow, someone has to bag the groceries and I'm guessing you're not going to do it... plus I don't think you have the mental capacity. Bagging only pays minimum wage, which is about 6 dollars an hour gross income if you qualify for the lower tax bracket.

However, if you are an excellent bagger like Gregory, than you may qualify for the national baggers competition which, shockingly, exists and is a thing. If you do not know what the baggers competition is you have probably never heard of it, and if you have never heard of it then you probably don't know what it is.

Gregory won the pre-national, state competition which he was awarded five hundred dollars for. Now, that is nothing to scoff at, I know you get a government allowance of 600 dollars a month for food, but he can use that money to buy whatever he wants.

Though he said he wasn't going to stop there, his plan is to win nationals and get the 10,000 dollar prize and the golden bagger trophy award. What can we take from this?

Well he is motivated, and you, my friend, are not. So even in the case that you did want to work (unlikely) you wouldn't be able to get a job because people like Gregory are going to be at home practicing their mundane work routines ceaselessly just so they can be better than you.

And if you think bagging is easy, well then you are naive. I was once a bagger, I couldn't keep the job because I was riding the carts in a fashion that was considered unprofessional.

Restraining from having fun is just one part of work. Then you also have to be sure to put the groceries in the bag and not accidently place them to the side, because if you did that then the customer wouldn't be able to carry his grocery.